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Are you a Closet Stalker?
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ImageIn our world of modern technology and gizmos it is possible to use technology and a bit of determination to find out almost anything. So, do you use your bit of know how to know more? Are you stalker material?

 

 

 

After the first date you get a designer to show you how your names would look like together on a wedding invitation.You know all his contact numbers, including the home and cell phone numbers of his entire extended family, and his three best friends - and you have only been out on three dates.

You love sending the occasional text to tell him how you feel. For any occasion, from waking, to brushing your teeth, getting dressed, eating your breakfast... occasion is every two to three minutes right?

You've used all your "just ring and see if he answers at work" credits with your friends.

You have a discount with the local private investigator for background checks for prospective boyfriends and their associates.

If you met him on the internet, you stay logged on so you can check when he comes on line, and then you have to wait and see how long it takes for him to contact you.

You drive past his house every day on the way to work, the way home, oh and at 11:00pm when you "just have to pop out for milk." Luckily the supermarket near his house has far better milk.

You can give a full run-down of his day including the fact he takes seven and a half minutes to get from his car to the office because he always orders a coffee form that guy in the café under his building. Well according to the last three mornings anyway...

You have set up a website in honour of them which has plenty if incidental shots of him from your collection of "first thing in the morning from across the road" to "walking to his car at the end of the day".

You love him, Yep he is the right one for you. And it doesn't matter if he can't see it. He'll change!

 

 


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